Posh Tea

You know you've found exactly the right establishment in which to have breakfast when the menu offers you a choice of Tea or Posh tea (no chai bollocks here) Coffee, milky coffee (if you're feeling flush) or De-Cafe and they spell mocha without an 'h'. I'm actually genuinely amazed that they haven't spelled Espresso with an 'x'.

I had the tea. It was nice. As was the fry up the size of Hampshire.