Number 10

"Broon? Broon? Who mixed the fuckin' colours? It was supposed to be reid, no jobbie broon. Bran new number 10s, nae breaks, eco as fuck, free fuckin' wifi and you gie us jobbie broon fixtures an fittings?!"

"Sorry mister, Ah've no' done it afore"

"Well, we're just gonna huv tae tak thum now, eh?"