Alliteration

A bleak, blustery, Blackheath day - a bit brain-dead, but bundled together a blue bowl, bottle & backdrop on a bench, lit by a big, bare bulb (150w - the one I bunged up to brighten the blackbirds' big day) - buggerised about a bit, but bit the bullet and basically, this is the best of a barely blippable bunch.

Or, to quote BigRed:

Yup, I had nothing... nothing at all!