Guest Entry # 5 MC Chris Sagar

I am jzt 2 GangSta 4 day Diss by MC Sagar (Spoof)

#1 - Tolly Savile (16th Jan)
"Tolly I can see your bum and honestly it's not great
Your arse is so fat each one of your cheeks is like a mile away,
somebody needs to advise you and tell you by the way,
that eating a terry's chocolate orange doesn't constitute towards one of your 5 a day...."

#2 - Charlotte Watts (17th Jan)
"Now Charlotte (Court) moaning about Tinie not coming to visit,
You don't possibly think it's because you live there, is it?
Tiny wouldn't venture to scunny carrying weapons accompanied by felons,
because Scunny girls are like $hit fruit shops, Because they haven't got any melons..."

#3 - Lucy Shotton (18th Jan)
"Next up is La Shotto what looks like she's working the streets,
she enjoys sausages... bratwurst and chipotle is all that she eats,
Cats like the dark so I would advise you to stray away from the light,
Locally seeing pussy on the streets of Leeds is actually a familiar sight!"

#4 Joe Watson - (19th Jan)
"Oh Tron, I'm just not sure how you have time to bang all these girls, you lad!
Especially with a thousand DVD's in the background that you have,
With a strategy like this I'm honestly surprised you don't live in a breeding ground,
I'm just a little confused as to why "totty spotting journal" title appears to be the wrong way round..."

#5 Everyone else
"If anybody is still reading, this was a last minute job and wasn't a right crack,
So I apologise in advance that you won't get the last 5 minutes of your life back!"

(P.s I do realise I am advertising your previous posts and therefore generating extra views for you!)

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