Big Mad Crazy Dug!

This is Dieta.

She is back with us again.

I like her.

But she is a big mad crazy dug.

She believes my wife is her Mother. And tries to get back in the womb whenever Misssy walks in the door.

She runs away from me at every opportunity. She can eat everything at worktop height.

She and the black menace instantly become a pack when they meet and eat cat food, any food, all shoes.

She is currently making Li'l hang out of her bed in a Buddy the Elf fashion.

I will go and cough quietly outside the door.

She will run headlong downstairs and into the couch, bounce off the wall and screech to a halt on the carpet.

I will then give her a cuddle.

JM