Rude words...

I have a magnetic board in my kitchen with magnetic poetry (I use the word 'poetry' very loosely!) and when I have guests I ask them if they'd like to write a sentence for my entertainment.

This is Sam and Jip, my friends from Bristol. They arrived this afternoon for a weekend of tourism, late nights, wine and a visit to Sweetie and Sunshine at Edinburgh Zoo. We're going to a gig tonight at 11pm!! Check us out... on a school night no less! Only we have no school tomorrow! Hurrah!

The words are from the 'erotic' and 'romantic' sets, which generally means filth. The outcome is indeed filth so if you have delicate eyes/ears/minds then I would suggest you stop reading now! Mum this means you!!

So far... the sentences read:

I love spurting man milk over beautifully, full, soft, glistening, sweaty tits

Eat soft girl pudding

Please shove come inside this vast joy canal

I must lick pretty ball bag

Empty yourself between the tight pink flower

He will ram his big apparatus violently in thy smooth, sweet butt hole

I pumped myself down a delicious warm throat

We like to wiggle a bare, throbbing, manly knob under here

I crave new cheek candy

We've laughed a lot over this... childish and fabulous!

Now we're going out!