Brain Cooks

There he sits in my telly, all hail fellow well met, cheerful and gormless smile.

The Beeb call him "Professor" BC to avoid confusion with the non-scientific Dundonian actor.

He talks about "exoplanets", "travelling vast distances", and "incredibly faint radio signals"...

...and butter wouldn't melt in his mouth.

He sells you a book with a witty picture of Schrodinger's Cat drinking a saucer of Milky Way.

Then he beats you up from the inside with "everything travels at the same speed in spacetime, but some directions are closer to time and seem to go faster than directions closer to space".

Or something.

He really hurt my brain with some of that stuff!