Goodbye discerning subscribers!

'Exciting new amateur photographer takes slightly wonky pictures of stunning North Devon landscapes, macro photos of familiar objects, experiments freely, breaks rules...'

Then takes 'quaint bear on chair' snap and it's all over...

People hurriedly disappear and unsubscribe muttering something about not what they were expecting.

In my defence M'Lud: It is Thesaurus Day and Winnie-the-pooh Day.

I regret my actions already, am extremely remorseful and will never do it again.

Hand on heart.
Old trout's honour