She Doesn't Mind the Language; Its the beating ...

Ya Big, daft, silly Men-boys
Whit's like you wie a' yer daft toys.
You plonk yersel doon wie nane decorum
And I am faced wie yer big fat bare bum

Ah'm truly sorry my presence is required
To ensure that completion that is acquired
For I would wish to be elsewhere
Than sittin here staring at yer stinky bum hair.