The Never Ending Chase

Spent the day organizing stuff on the floor for packing and trying to keep my dog away. But ah, this has a problem. Dog's are fine when not enticed, calm and collective. But if when my dog gets near and I quickly push away, the game has begun.

Rules of the game:
1. Find a ball
2. Tear it or destroy it if possible to entice reaction.
3. If human reaction has not occurred, hold ball in mouth and push it teasingly against the hands of humans. Be sure to hold ball in position that may infer ball could be easily attained by humans in order to entice further reaction and attempts by human to collect the ball.
4. If reaction has occurred and humans have indeed attempted a grab, pull back and watch carefully to see if chase has initiated. If not, repeat steps multiple times. If repetition fails and or human stays still, find another human in motion.
5. Once chase has initiated, run in circles around the house, ensure human is following if not, check for eye contact from human. If eye contact is present, watch human carefully for chase has not ended. At first human movement or reach for the ball, run. If negative, repeat the preceding step.
6. If loss of control over ball is lost, retrieve ball, if human posses ball, convince human of a classic fetch game in order for human to give up possession. Then repeat process indefinitely.