This is evidence of monumental avoidance tactics.

I am sitting at a desk.

I have been sitting at a desk for 45 minutes.

I have a whole heap of work to do.

I am taking photographs of the ceiling.

And I am listening to this...

I could not be further from the task in hand if I tried.

Happy, safe and sound weekending all. I shall report back on Sunday when my mammoth task is complete.

Is it home time yet?