Not so far

I thought this would be the perfect place for it. An atmospheric pub right on the waterfront overlooking the Swan River with a large open patio area to take in the views. But no, no luck so far - I will keep trying, though.

Now, now naughty reader, I'm referring to a sighting of the goose-sized long necked bird similar to a cormorant that frequents the Swan River - what did you think I meant?