Chunky monkey

This year seems to be zooming by. Yes it's only jan but Xmas seemed like yesterday! If I blink I'm sure il be 40!

At some point during this light speed year I think il seriously have to consider joinin the gym. 5 years ago I weighed 9.5 and was a skinny size 6. Now I weigh less and am surprised that I have not taken someones eye out with stray buttons pinging from my obscenely stretched size 10's . Yes I know be grateful I'm a 10 but if my ass gets any wider it will need it's own zip code! All I need now is the fat back to go with it.

I know we all hate snow, but I'm desperate for a little flutter to pick me up