New Beard!

I love my new beard!

I spotted one of these in a shop in York that was closed. I went back yesterday to consider buying one. But with my wife watching I couldn't justify £15. Anyway, she said she could knit one.

A few searches with Google revealed a pattern which my wife printed off. Apart from some mystification concerning an I-chord it was very quickly done.

So, that has solved the present problem for everyone next year!