Nightmare

Had quite possibly the worst morning ever. Around 7am I woke up in a state of complete panic after a horrific nightmare. It's quite distressing waking up in the dark, alone in your flat, after dreaming that someone tried to murder you by embedding hundreds of colouring pencils in your skull, leaving your head in a cupboard and taking your body away to eat. Had to call one of my old flatmates just to make sure I was actually awake and alive.

Therefore, although I'm on my post-Christmas health kick, tea and cake were completely justified as a calming remedy!