Yas 62

How many things do Yamaha make?

From saxophones to motorbikes to pianos, and much more I am sure.

At the weekend we took Jacca (age 13 and 3/4 and very much in the Adrian mold) to buy some new trainers.

In the shop he looked anywhere but at the trainers. Every pair we suggested were wrong and were met with a primeval grunt.

Eventually we wrestled a pair on to his feet.

He just stood there.

'Well?'

'Well what?'

'Do they fit?'

'I dunno, how am I meant to know?'

'Your feet are in the damn things,' Tracey said. 'How am I going to know if they fit you?'

'Well you did 6 years ago.'

As a bloke, I understand his logic.