I don`t believe it...

Went to the bank at lunchtime, walked past Town Hall Square and was surprised to see the crib and the everything else gone, just a few pigeons scuffing through the wood chip left behind by the council workers and a few hardy souls braving the freezing shower of rain that was just starting to slice into them.
On the way home later on, listening to my Ipod and playing Bejewelled my phone went off..
`Hello` says t`other half..`I`ll pick you up from the bus station`
`Ok` says I...`is it because it`s raining?`
`No, I need to go to the Carphone Warehouse`
`Why?`
` Errm, I pulled my hat off and my bluetooth fell onto the floor and I trod on it so I need a new one`
`I don`t believe it, that`s the fourth one in just over a year`
`Ahhh,but it`s the first one this year`
Fortunately I had found the first one he bought which he though he`d lost so I`ve saved him some money. I`m considering super glueing this one into his ear....