Neurotic razorblade

Not being able to face the seasonally congested supermarket, and being in desperate need of a new blade, I bought this from a local grocer.

The Shrek of razor blades. Although it states on its packaging that it fits all models in the range it's clearly not happy. It's neurotic. It sulks. It's not happy with my old, rubbishy, static razorblade handle. It pines for the green, battery powered body it's meant to have, so that it can gleefully nick my face.

It's my fault, but look at it. I shouldn't have created this hybrid, this tasteless monster.