A guy can never have too many hats...

I love hats and wear all my all the time. They are, from left to right:

1)floppy beanie: for when I'm trying a bit too hard...
2)Bear Grylls cap: for when it's very cold, wet and windy...
3)Some great beanie thing I bought in an outdoor shop: for when it's windy, but not too wet or cold...
4)everyday Fat Face baseball cap: for everyday when it's not too wet, windy or cold...
5)Superdry beanie: for when it's cold, but not wet or too windy and I'm trying a bit too hard...
6)Ted Baker flat cap: for when I'm really trying much too hard but don't want to look like I am, and it's dry, warm, not windy and smart... (yeah this one doesn't get worn that much ;))
7)Fat Face beanie: for when it's cold but not wet or windy...
8)Some random cap I bought in Debenhams cos it had a fun arrow on it: a good alternative to option 4...
9)Kangol beanie: for when it's not cold, wet or windy, but still maybe a little cool...
10)Brokeback Mountain style gortex cowboy hat: for when it's it's very wet, but not too cold or windy...

I love my hats in a satisfyingly OCD kinda way... ;)