Stop!

Don't move!
You look exactly like an 80s album cover.

They did not know what an LP was. Let alone an album cover.
Still, they manage to be just as skillfully annoying as the Pet Shop Boys when they sing, and with their Yamaha keyboard they should soon be able to churn out equally boring monotone tunes.

I want to be their official photographer.

We walked the pier in Dun Laoghaire this morning and it was very enjoyable. It certainly blew the cobwebs. And it made Mrs Raheny's woolly hat's little bells go ding ding ding...
They never found out what's hiding behind the door of the lighthouse at the end of the pier.
I think the walk managed to tire them out.