Santa arrived at about 2am, under the influence...

Santa put the kids to bed.
Santa drank (drinked? drunk?) lots of gin
Santa wrapped the last minute things and arranged family gifts with aplomb
Santa finally passed out at 3.30am
Santa GOT BACK UP AT 5.20AM BECAUSE IT WAS TOO FRIGGIN' HOT
Santa was roused at 6.45am by the lazy child and the early riser child was too sleepy and had to be carried downstairs.

Santa was asleep in the dug basket (read: papasan chair) by 11.30am