Currency

With the Euro in crises and our economy being a bottomless pit of comfort for bankers and other crooks I have decided that they are not going to get my banknotes. Having spent the last six months perfecting my recycling machinery, I have finally succeeded in turning these otherwise worthless pieces of paper into a very useful toilet roll.

Has anybody ever seen a toilet roll. Ours flushes beautifully but I've never seen it roll. Come to think if it, what colour does a toilet go when it suffers flushes and at whay age do the flushes begin?