I have some bad news for fans of the garden fairy?

I want you to try and use your imagination, in various ways. Imagine firstly that this empty driveway contains a Sainsbury's van, full of the shopping that Mrs Booty ordered, reordered and updated then reordered on a regular basis until 1712 last night, WHEN, horror of horrors she forgot that final mouse click that confirms the payment. The very kind people at Sainsbury's are going to try and reinstate it but there is little hope. The very kind lady asked, "Is there anything else I can do for you?" My reply, "Yes order an ambulance for my wife," loooooooong pause, "are you serious?"

Now imagine the same driveway, replete with a Volvo, shopping and smiling Mrs Booty, who has made up for her error by rushing to Tesco at the trot.

NOW, final scene. I have my hands locked in paralysis around her throat as the ambulance crew fight to save her life. The ambulance has of course been summoned too late. It may be a quiet Christmas, in the nick. :-)))