there must be 50 ways to leave a ribbon

The problem is all inside your head
She said to me
The answer is easy if you
Take it logically
I'd like to help you in your struggle
To be free
There must be fifty ways
To photograph a ribbon

She said it's really not my habit
To intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning
Won't be lost or misconstrued
But I'll repeat myself
At the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways
To photograph a ribbon
Fifty ways to to photograph a ribbon

[CHORUS:]
You just slip in a twirl, there
Make use of dof, well
You don't need to just use tight, coils
Just let yourself free
Get the light tight, and right
You don't need to discuss much
Just crop into the bg, well
And get yourself free

She said it grieves me so
To see you in such pain
I wish there was something I could do
To make you smile again
I said I appreciate that
And would you please explain
About the fifty ways

She said why don't we both
Just sleep on it tonight
And I believe in the morning
You'll begin to see the light
And then she kissed me
And I realised she probably was right
There must be fifty ways
To photograph a ribbon
Fifty ways to photograph a ribbon