ladder & fan

I'm not a fan of ladders
and I don't drink DECA, if I want coffee I drink a proper coffe
and an italian espresso isn't a Nespresso
and if you aren't used to it, you'll not sleep (it's not a menace but a matter of fact)
why all this discussion? because I'm not a fan of DECA, and DECA is the brand of the fan