christmas dinner

Colins threats to eat his mum won over our pestering Jean to tell us all his embarrassing childhood stories. His vociferious objections clearly hide a dark past upon which some light must be shone.
The excitement of Three fantastically special days of celebration was clearly too much for me as some strange pox like allergic reaction took me home early.
Perhaps I was overwhelmed by the success of my first public musical performance or perhaps it was the trauma of being the same room as the ex pretending its all perfectly normal or perhaps my body was telling me I'm made for finer establishments than the one we ended up in.
Or maybe it was just the bloody prawns.