Christmas Sorted and Cushty

Apparently a the British consumer is will spend 1 billion pounds today.

I hope they are not relying to heavily on me...

I sorted out all my christmas presents from a bloke I met outside ASDA.

He was selling all sorts of genuine, 100% authentic, fully legit stuff for mere peanuts.

So I sorted out all my presents in one easy shop -

A genuine pair of Ugz boots for Dozy.

A light weight, but solid gold, Rodex watch for Jacca

A Guccie handbag for Tracey

and

some Versachi perfume for my mum. It did smell a bot funny, but I am assured it will mature in time for Christmas.

I hope you were as lucky as me today!