Young Santa

Slightly rounded tummy? Check

Jimmy Saville hair? Check

Deep 'Ho ho ho' voice? Check

Wrinkled, kind eyes?
Hmmm... the eyes may be kind but there's no hiding the fact that this Santa, whom I found disrobing in the toilet today is only 40 and has yet to get that world-weary weathered look acquired from driving a sleigh in extreme conditions for many years.