Joy!

It was a fine celebratory lunchtime meet-up with colleagues in Gateshead....no, wait a minute, we'd crossed over the blinking bridge so we were actually in Newcastle......and when Bill said to Joy "Would you like some more wine?" and she said "No, ta, I'm fine", he accidentally bought her an extra glass of wine anyway.

Well, he meant well, but he's from the Faculty of Humanities. And Joy is a reet canny lass!