Open

"No, judging by the pictures in the window, he only does former boarding school kids who didn't get the A-levels they needed to continue the ancestral tradition of going to Emmanuel College, Cambridge, and instead ended up at a former poly, desperately trying to maintain an air of superiority as a means of erasing the emotional scars left by a miserable childhood of bullying and mandatory lacrosse. Still, it's only £360 with a blow dry."