WTF?!

Been in Sunderland today for a work event.

I've just paid £1.80 for a cup of some foul tasting liquid masquerading as tea on the train. And I sprayed me, th'iPhone and the window with most of the contents of one of the Dairystix.

How is it possible to mess tea up so spectacularly?

I wouldn't mind as much but I'd wanted a G&T :-(