Bare Naked Tree

Why are taking my photo when I'm like this??? I've got nothing on, no make up, nothing. I feel naked without my decorations. Look at the size of my bum.
It's a "before" shot, that's all.
Well, it's embarrassing, I don't like being seen without my decorations, I look ugly.
No, you don't, you have natural beauty, you don't need lights and tinsel.
Hah! Next you'll be telling me I have a bubbly personality.
Ok ok, here we go then, lights, tinsel, baubles, unidentifiable glittery things the children have made.
...more humiliation...

After shot - tomorrow.