Once in a Bluemoon

So I have a lot of alcohol for someone that doesn't drink. I have six pack of beer in my fridge, a bottle of Merlot and scotch. But I don't drink. Once in a blue moon literally. And I don't even have guests. Why do I have all this at my place? Maybe I should drink it before it expires 02/2012. Yeah.... Getting drunk at the end of the quarter. I don't know. Hmm anyone want beer?