Hang on.....

Ummmm, surely this is the same as yesterday isn't it?

In other news there is uproar that Marks and Spencers are opening a new store in Scunthorpe. Locals are in uproar apparently because it's next to Glanford Park (Scunthorpe Utds ground) and they believe every day will be like match day. I doubt that, M&S gets pretty busy. I think they're just mad that they're getting an out of town M&S and not a Blockbuster or maybe a Matalan. They're also angry that a lot of the middle class will enter the town with their insured cars and manners: that sort of thing doesn't go down well in Scummy Scunny, or as they are known the Scunts.

I didn't actually say the C word either before anyone gets all touchy.