The King of the... City?

That's right. One of the City's most fearsome creatures - Who dares not fear it? I am lucky to still have my life and yet get so near to this awesome spectacle.

It has a coat of skin-piercing bullets which can be fired off its back at any moment, some of the best eyes in the world - all the better to see you with, and worst of all: teeth which could devour you in seconds. Watch out!

We should all thank our local neighbourhood watch for keeping us safe from these ferocious beasts.