Ultimate Cold Remedy

Been stuck in the house lately with the lady version of man-flu, feeling sorry for myself in my comedy monkey slippers, as there's only so much catch up telly you can watch (even if it is Frozen Planet, absorbing as David Attenborough's dulcet tones are).
So I'm determined to get better, hence why I have compiled this sure-fire cure for the common cold (please excuse the shameless product placement!) Can't beat a bit of port & honey. Well, you probably could with whisky, lemon and honey but I'm all out of citrus fruit (I fully expect scurvy will be the next health battle) and, quite frankly, whisky is far too precious a commodity to be abused with heat!