Plagiarism

"So. His calendar's arrived then."

"Aye."

"Nice size isn't it?"

"It is. Almost an A4 page for each photo"

"Ah. He's happy with the paper quality aswell, isn't he"

"Yep. Nice and thick and glossy, but it is the sort that shows up finger prints."

"And it was cheap, wasn't it?"

"Yep. £0.99, plus p&p! A total of just over £3.50"

"They saw him coming, didn't they! They knew he was a tight git"

"Not tight. I think he just likes a bit of a bargain."

"So, which poor sod's getting it as a Christmas present?"

"No one. It's going on his own wall"



Thanks to O for the inspiration.