Oh for gods sake Proper Crimbo 7 ...

It gets worse... three women in their 40's FIGHTING on the kitchen floor,with a camera on self timer and the remains of cake wrappers and crackers we pulled.... it started off well,a group shot,so I set the timer and the first shots were ok... then someone punched another in the back of the head and it just kicked off...... so you have the top of DDLC's head,she managed to retain her hat,Ashleigh who got piled on ... lost her hat and me,Paula TWIZZLED my face with her palm and my hat fell off !!!! I have now got FIFTY YES FIFTY photos of us fightingWhen we sat and looked at them all we were crying,proper tears... also we were having a bit of a sugar and caffine rush as we had consumed some cakes I made this morning covered in royal icing and also two strong black coffees with cream floating on top... so we were pretty much done over.

After school we had the Hipkins back as Louise (another chesty woman) decided today was a good day to let the builders knock down a wall INSIDE her home and put a new thingy that holds the house up in..... so now she has a FILTHY home,but a massive kitchen diner... hardly any electrics and a dog who is traumatised by noise,so I had Marley here today and then invited MAD INSANE Lou and the children for tea as they would of been inhaling dust back home....ahhhhhhhh I love my stupid,stupid friends.

I feel a bit sick.