Out with the old...

...in with the Robocop-style, biometric data-chipped bad boy.

Despite all this new technology, a blatant identity theft was perpetrated against me earlier this very evening. The culprit wreaked havoc for upwards of one whole minute, leaving a slew of wrongly-attributed blip comments in their wake.

Caught red handed, they were told in no uncertain terms where to go - and could I please get on the computer to upload my own blip so I could get to bed.