A confused genius

By Lez11

Fraped

I woke up this morning still drunk and a mate from Manchester crashed round mine after our nite out last night. I decided to go to the cafe and get some breakfast. Why is it that a bacon, sausage and egg sandwich helps cure the hang over?

I checked my Facebook this morning to find a mate had been fraped, (Facebook raped). Allegedly she was after something large and colourfully on her Christmas doo with the work? I dont know if she got what she wanted.

I had a nice supprise today from the postman. My pre ordered copy of the inbetweeners movie was in my posted box and the film is not out until Monday. Everyone is jealous that I've got it and they can't get it until Monday, I've got one more day of bragging left.

Went to Riley's this afternoon with my bro and his mate to watch the wolves match vs man utd, (pic). not only did we got beat again but after my 2nd pint I felt as drunk as I did last nite, (bonus cheep night).

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