Grubby hands like chocolate

There are no chocolate calendars left in the whole world.

I know because I checked yesterday

To get round the chocolate issue I've put loads of festive chocolates in a big jar which, in conjunction with marking the day on the advent calendar, they get to stick their grubby little hands into once a day.

Or more than once if you're of a sneaky disposition.

Just look at the strangled smile of horror on the face of that confectionary Father Christmas.