I have been here before.

In 40 years time, small children will gather around my armchair and fidget as they wait excitedly for this old man to tell them the stories from his distant past.

"Every Saturday morning I would spend a lot of time wandering around the Asda car park......", I would begin.

Their little faces will drop and their smiles will disappear. The parents will reach for their coats. And as they leave the room just one child will hear me whisper to myself....... "Damn that Blipfoto to Hell".