Excellent expressions. No 2. (of course).

You can't polish a turd, but you can roll it in glitter.

A riff on the 'polishing a turd' expression.
Yes, it's a picture of some dogshit, but hey, at least I've moved on from wanking.

And how Christmassy is this image?
It might be as Christmassy as I get this year.

I did this the hard way, I found a dog and force fed
it a bucket of glitter, than tracked it for a whole day.

Jeez. Then finally.
Am glad it shat on some grass.

It looks grand.

THERE'S A PROBLEM WITH THE COMMENTS. TA.