lashes from afar

Any closer and my entire face would've swollen like a muthahubbard and albumen-esque jelly stuff would've formed on my eyes and lumps would've looked like they'd sprouted from my actual eyeballs. I would've also had a really bad asthma attack and possibly passed out.

Thankfully I have the loan of a swanky 70-300VR till the end of the week. I still sneezed though.