Two 4 Joy

I know a few things in life,
Picked up from my years on this earth
And now happily to be laid out before you
Like a scrummy tea that includes not only fairy cakes, but also fondant fancies.....

So here goes:

1. Oranges are not the only fruit, but when faced with miles upon miles of orange groves you could be forgiven for thinking they were
2. Turning right is not always the right move
3. The longest word in the world is not one I should ever attempt to recreate in public
4. Stanchiopiefromcious
5. Not all White van drivers are called Dave, though everyone of them @ least know of a Dave
6. Places with lovely names are not always lovely - see Shirebrook
7. Women do not always appreciate the opening of a door for them - I refer for this fact back to the 'no, after you' conversation when Lemmy the mad hungry lion was outside our office. Waiting. Ravenous. Slobbering. Looking to me like Lucy the student would have made sense
8. There's no 'i' in team & people who point this out should be shot. A little harsh maybe, bur that's just how I feel. Deal with it
9. Away in a Manger sounds like a holiday option
10. 2 for Joy. It is, truly, a fact

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