if all life gives you is lemons

then you'd best make some slightly rude and unappetising thing to blip with

what else?

the Blings and I did some Christmas and birthday shopping today. I am totally organised this year. I guess that means that disaster is looming? I can't possibly have got this all right? Admittedly, I haven't sent any cards or presents to foreignland yet or even made or written the cards. But still, it's all WEEKS away, isn't it.