I don't need any company . . .

OK guys its like this. I don't need your help when I go to the bathroom. I am a big girl and its not difficult, I actually I quite like those moments of peace.

There is no need to race me up the stairs too all try and get in there first, the bathroom is for human use the garden is for dogs, I don't feel the need to accompany you all out to the garden and keep you company while you do your private business.

There is only one door, therefore I will have to come out the way I went in and there in no need to cry and scratch at the door it is not a tardis.

Bathing - again private time I close the door because I don't want furry faces peering over the edge of the bath and trying to eat the bubbles - if you guys hate getting a bath so much why do you look longingly at me when I have mine - I have a bath for pleasure you have a bath because you smell of fox poo.

Now please all go away and give me peace I'll be out in a minute.