Here is the weather forecast...

Looks like snow, feels a bit chilly on the old lug-holes, could well be snow.
Bugg Writ! Not that I've anything against Snow ''As a generallywhat'', but I think that today of all days we might be forced over the doorstep.

My abject apologies to A.N.Other (Who's name escapes me.) with the ''It's cold'' on his/her windscreen the other day.

Inside 15 mins the message had vanished.

BTW Did you know the only acceptable colour for a grovel is ... Wait for it ...


''Fawn''