Daddie there's a monster....

... at the top of the stairs.

No' there's no'

Aye there is!!

No' there's no' !!

Aye there is !! It's a giant spider..

How big?

Really giant,

Aye you're right it is really giant...

Can you kill it?

No

Why

'Cos

You said 'cos isn't an answer.

Don't get lippy, we just don't kill them.

So what you going to do?

Chuck it out the en-suite window.

Will it no' die?

Aye right, mmmm, should be OK.