Portrait of a Leprechaun.

Yet another ''Shopping only'' day. Well plus the odd cuppa or two :¬))
Not a vast of choice ... candles and Christmas Trees, not even an odd car number. There was a sign in Sainsbury's advertising ''Single crisps.'' But I reckoned 1 crisp wouldn't be much cop, unless you're a famous ex-footballer advertising them.

BTW, You lot over there, for some inexplicable reason call them ''Chips''.

Gaffer popped into The Clickery to ''catch up on the crack'' and, since the temperature is generally akin to sitting on the doorstep of hell, I spent quite a bit of time loitering without, where I saw this strange looking green Geezer eying me up from the depths of a ball. When I looked more closely I noticed there were, actually, two of the little buggers: but I thought one would be all you could stand at one sitting. He said, in his best colloquial Leprechaun.